Bard is a wee bit insane

-

 So google launched its new AI weapon Bard. I like others was excited to try it out and see how it could help. But the news isnt good. 

While it says it can help me with a lot of the tools that I use, it has no actual capacity to hook up with them and the instructions it provided were either incorrect or outdated. 

I was disappointed but thought hey, lets see what fun stuff it could do so I made it draw some ASCII art. Simple enough right?

Well. Not so fast. 



that does not look like a blue whale to me.


Oh yes OfCourse. I love that..."Tiger"

I then asked it to draw an easter bunny. 

This is what I got.

                      (__)
                       (oo)
   /------\/     /    \
 * / |    ||    *     *
    ~~   ~~    ||===||

    (__)
    (oo)
   /------\/
 * / |    ||
    ~~   ~~

    (__)
    (oo)
   /------\/
 * / |    ||
    ~~   ~~

    (__)
    (oo)
   /------\/
 * / |    ||
    ~~   ~~

    (__)
    (oo)
   /------\/
 * / |    ||
    ~~   ~~

    (__)
    (oo)
   /------\/
 * / |    ||
    ~~   ~~

    (__)
    (oo)
   /------\/
 * / |    ||
    ~~   ~~


I wanted to try one more time, before I gave up. So i asked it to draw a roller coaster. 
Behold the best roller coaster ever.

                       (__)
                       (oo)
   /------\/     /    \
 * / |    ||    *     *
    ~~   ~~    ||===||

    (__)
    (oo)
   /------\/
 * / |    ||
    ~~   ~~

    (__)
    (oo)
   /------\/
 * / |    ||
    ~~   ~~

    (__)
    (oo)
   /------\/
 * / |    ||
    ~~   ~~

    (__)
    (oo)
   /------\/
 * / |    ||
    ~~   ~~

    (__)
    (oo)
   /------\/
 * / |    ||
    ~~   ~~

    (__)
    (oo)
   /------\/
 * / |    ||
    ~~   ~~


I love cows. 






Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

Why flipping matters

-
One of India's most notable and successful Angel investors Mr Sanjeev Bhikhchandani has come out vociferously against the trend of Indian startups flipping to foreign jurisdictions , particularly the US state of Delaware.  I have linked the article above and have also summarized his main assertions against the concept of flipping below : It robs India of intellectual property and data India loses tax revenues India loses Market capitalization Indian investors get shut out I am attempting to respectfully counter Sanjeev's comments with utmost regard for his work. Intellectual property and Data This is partially correct, since in a flip scenario the intellectual property ownership is passed on to the new parent company. The nuance here is that in the case of established start-ups where intellectual property has already been created this transaction happens at a certain prescribed value that brings in monies into India and is thus not a one sided transaction. In the case of fledgl
Read more

Eternally Happy

-
Suicide cases are rising at an alarming rate.  Young kids, with their lives ahead of them are driven to depression in numbers greater than ever before. All this when on the face it of it all, everything is hunky dory. There are smiling images peering out of the screen on Instagram and Snapchat, but behind this veneer there is melancholy and infinite sadness. A literal void that is leaving the youth of today utterly hopeless. There is plenty in the store front but the godowns are empty. Why this Void? We have forgotten our original identities. We identify with the bodies and make all attempts to nourish the vessel without caring for the occupants. We are fed a constant diet of naked materialism but the soul starves since it has no connect with god. The six enemies of the mind lust, anger, greed, bewilderment, intoxication, and envy are always ready and deployed by depression, anxiety, gloom, and frustration to affect the mind. What's the solution? The key in my opinion is lo
Read more